Stories

Entering The Park Prohibitions and restrictions all the way. Before entering the city park, I carefully read a sign on which was written, Violations of the prohibitions on the prohibition signs of the park are prohibited. In full consciousness of my infallibility, I then walked on the big green island in the middle of the city centre. No sooner was I standing on the island than I saw a sign with the inscription, Stepping on the lawn is forbidden! Very...

Predetermined Fate Cucumber Salad. What do you say to that? Asked a ripe cucumber with a full cucumber body that outraged the cucumber hanging next to her, who was still immature, short in size and ignorant because of her youth. Why should I say something? She asked. Because I will soon be picked by the human and then snipped to cucumber salad. That’s great, the young cucumber was happy, so you finally get among people. Under the knife, you greenling....

The Mind met Love and said to it, Good that I meet you, I’ve thought about you many times, but without a satisfying result, so I’d like to ask you straight up, What’s your purpose? Before Love could answer, the Mind added, but don’t tell me your purpose is to make people happy, I have seen too many times that you make them miserable. My purpose is for people to grow and find themselves in me, to become those they...

A Few Thoughts On The Fur Noses The cat has long outstripped the dog in the statistics of the most sought-after pet. And their numbers as family member continues to grow rapidly. Maybe because we admire them for many of their qualities, at least some of them we would like to live ourselves? At my discretion, I have picked out a few things and dare to make a comparison. What is peoples most popular pet? The cat. More than 85...

Grumbling Personal Insult. A man sits in the restaurant and scolds into thin air. He didn’t like the food; he doesn’t like potatoes. He finds potatoes terrible. He can’t even look at French fries. It’s like a personal insult to put potatoes on his plate. The waiter asks the belligerent to calm down, to dampen his voice a bit. Other guests might feel disturbed. The potato hater, however, doesn’t let his verbiage go dry until the waiter promises to call...

How Did I Get Here Live your life every day as best as you can. I end up in the public gardens of this city. Thinking about how I got here. I can’t remember. Blackout. Well, that’s a possibility. Yesterday drunk so much that the memory drowned. Ok, just don’t panic. I learned that from my grandfather, while he was still walking this earth. Like me here in these gloriously blooming gardens. Wonderfully flowering. It’s January. Everything must be frozen,...